iiRealistic_Dev
Roblox Programmer & Luau Engineer
Hey, I'm Realistic. I've been writing Luau on Roblox since 2016. Most of my work centers around developer tooling, telemetry, and admin frameworks—including Realistic Analytics, Kohl's Admin, and TJW's Admin House.
Projects
Realistic Analytics
Creator • Telemetry & Crash Reporting
I built Realistic Analytics to solve two common issues with live Roblox games: HttpService hitting 429 rate limits, and server crashes wiping out session playtime before data saves. It queues telemetry events in-memory, saves progress at 5-minute checkpoints, and filters out AFK idling so playtime graphs reflect actual engagement.
It also includes a non-intrusive ProcessReceipt wrapper to track Robux revenue without breaking product grants, and crash breadcrumbs that log the player's last actions before an error for quick bug reproduction.
local ReplicatedStorage = game:GetService("ReplicatedStorage")
local Analytics = require(ReplicatedStorage.AnalyticsModule).init({
debugMode = false,
useRobloxAnalytics = true,
webhookSecret = "webhook", -- Safely sourced from Roblox Secrets
})
-- Intercept DevProducts for Robux revenue metrics without breaking purchases
Analytics:WrapProcessReceipt(function(receiptInfo)
print(string.format("Player %d bought product %d", receiptInfo.PlayerId, receiptInfo.ProductId))
return Enum.ProductPurchaseDecision.PurchaseGranted
end)
-- Leave breadcrumbs before risky actions to diagnose errors
Analytics:AddBreadcrumb(player, "ClickedPurchaseCrate", "ui")
Kohl's Admin
Major Contributor & Moderator
I'm a major contributor to the modern rewrite of Kohl's Admin in Luau. I work primarily on the reactive UI, command autocomplete, role-based permission tiers (RBAC), and the addon system that allows developers to register custom commands without editing core framework files.
TJW's Admin House
Contributor & Council Member • 11.2M+ Visits
Active since 2017, TJW's Admin House is an iconic sandbox with over 11 million visits running a heavily customized Adonis admin system. As a Council Member, I help evaluate community-submitted scripts, maintain rank permissions, and patch sandbox exploits. I also created custom commands and an on-screen virtual keyboard so mobile players can execute PC script sequences.
Volute
LiveShield & Quality Assurance • 18.7M+ Plays
Volute is an independent UK studio building Roblox experiences played by millions. As part of the LiveShield support staff and QA team, I review player reports and support tickets, test upcoming updates across desktop and mobile, and investigate bug reports on their flagship experience, Buckingham Palace (18.7M+ visits).
Discord Ticket Bot
Creator • Support Suite (Branding TBD)
An end-to-end Discord support bot designed for active communities and studios. It supports both private forum threads and legacy category channels, handles round-robin staff assignment, auto-closes abandoned tickets, and runs an internal Express server to host searchable HTML transcripts and customer satisfaction ratings.
It also includes on-demand synchronized voice channels, canned snippet replies, anti-spam ticket limits, cross-ticket staff notes, and an event listener that detects manual channel deletions to prevent database corruption.
Skills & Tooling
Luau & Engine
ModuleScript architecture, client-server replication, actor multithreading, memory leak prevention, and DataStore session locking.
Toolchain & Workflow
Rojo for file syncing, Git & GitHub for version control, Wally for package management, and strict Luau typechecking.
Telemetry & Backend
HttpService rate-limit batching, live crash breadcrumb tracing, ProcessReceipt monetization telemetry, and sandbox security.